ichidou:

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lieutenantkatiejensenofficial:

when the sun expands into a red giant and annihilates all life on earth as we know it grimmons will still be the life force driving humanity on to bigger and better things in distant galaxies and the vast expanding nothingness of the universe


Q
"You may not get shotgun in the jeep but you'll always get shotgun on my dick" Grif to Simmons probably
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lieutenantkatiejensenofficial:

#nsfw #naughty freelancer stuff

donut yells shotgun’s lap and suddenly everyone feels very awkward


bamboothief:

Not long after they’ve both started to recover from the surgery Grif turns to Simmons and with a completely flat expression says “You complete me.”

Simmons groans as Grif laughs at his own joke for the next 10 minutes.

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coolkidhermes:

okay oh my gosh so this ended up being SO LONG I’M SORRY but anyways here’s a Grimmons fic for privatesimmons because he’s SO CUTE AND HE LOVES GRIMMONS SO MUCH!! what a cutie

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dextrgrif:

is nobody gonna mention the fact that grif and simmons are a king and queen in the rvb playing cards

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privatekaikainagrif:

sometimes when simmons wakes up he’s missing his robotic arm, and that’s because grif likes to take it and use it as a backscratcher

when simmons starts to bitch at him about it, he starts to whap him with it and goes ‘simmons stop hitting yourself!’

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When asked what he thought would happen to Wash following Season 6:
Shannon: Wow, what’s next for Agent Washington? He’s going to be in charge of something, I think. The good work he did on this is going to be recognized, somewhere. But I don’t know exactly how.
and then wash went to jail

Q
96. Grif and simmons
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eponymous-rose:

Prompt 96: In The Storm. Set during season 9.

Dexter Grif’s Enhanced Scale of Shitstorm Severity is composed of three categories. You know. It’s all highly scientific.

The first one encompasses things like, hey, you’re stuck in the army and we’re out of Oreos again, what the fuck. Grif’s entire life right now is basically set to a background radiation of Category One Shitstorm.

Category Two Shitstorms blow in when Sarge has a Plan, because Sarge’s capital-P Plans always have the same first step: shoot Grif in the face. And, like, Grif’s pretty fond of his face. Shotgun blasts are lousy for his complexion.

But Category Three, y’know, DefCon Whatever-The-Worst-One-Is? That category of shitstorm is specially reserved for when the Blues do anything. Like, fucking anything. Someone breathes kinda funny over on Blue Team, bam, next thing you know you’ve got fucking ghosts and emo computers and massive conspiracies and unexplained deliveries of beef jerky in the middle of the night. It’s fucking weird, is what it is.

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piningcas:

do you ever just

they love each other so much

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goodnight-vale:

I… I’m really not sorry about this.
It was an attempt at a Romance novel cover
Not 100% happy with how this looks to be honest

goodnight-vale:

I… I’m really not sorry about this.

It was an attempt at a Romance novel cover

Not 100% happy with how this looks to be honest

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owlickz:

even though we all have our differences and opinions in the rvb fandom,
i like to think when it comes down to it we all agree on grimmons in some way, shape, or form

grimmons is the glue that holds us all together

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Favorite Grimmons moments

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